Hunger Games characters as DnD characters
Jul. 31st, 2016 07:06 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
Someone on tumblr linked to Who the fuck is my DnD character? and so, being me, I cast a bunch of Hunger Games characters as DnD characters. (Look, I spent half the day working and reading depressing statistics, so it's good to laugh.)
In no particular order:
Brutus: GRAVE ELF BARBARIAN FROM THE IRON MOUNTAIN RANGE WHO CONSTANTLY WATCHES THEIR BACK
Ronan: MOTIVATED TIEFLING ROGUE FROM A SMALL FARM IN THE GRASSLANDS WHO HAS HAD IT UP TO HERE WITH EVERYONE'S CRAP
Petra: AMBITIOUS DRAGONBORN PALADIN FROM THE IRON MOUNTAIN RANGE WHO FOREVER PICKING FIGHTS TO 'WIN BACK HONOUR'
Creed: ENTHUSIASTIC GNOME WARLOCK FROM A LARGE FAMILY WHO IS THE LAST OF AN ANCIENT BLOODLINE
Probably a Games-crazed outlier: DRAMATIC DWARF DRUID FROM A SMALL TOWN WIZARDING SCHOOL WHO HAS A BAD HABIT OF MAKING 'FUNNY' QUIPS AFTER EVERY KILL
Kadi: BOISTEROUS HALFLING SORCERER FROM A MOVING ISLAND WHO ALWAYS GIVES THE GOOD NEWS FIRST
Misha: GROUCHY GNOME BARBARIAN FROM AN IMPURE BLOODLINE WHO HAS NO CONCEPT OF PERSONAL SPACE
Callista: BOSSY HALF-ELF PALADIN FROM A DYSFUNCTIONAL MARRIAGE WHO PARTIES HARD, WAY TOO HARD.
Katniss: STERN HUMAN FIGHTER FROM THE DEEP WOOD WHO CAN'T SLEEP INDOORS
Haymitch: INTOLERANT DWARF PALADIN FROM A TINY VILLAGE WHO IS REALLY GOOD AT BRIBING OFFICIALS
Adessa: ADVENTUROUS ELF CLERIC FROM THE LONG ABANDONED MINES WHO ALWAYS LOOKS THEIR BEST
Johanna: DEPRESSED DRAGONBORN FIGHTER FROM THE IRON MOUNTAIN RANGE WHO HAS WOODEN TEETH AFTER THE INCIDENT WITH THE MACE
Devon: ASSERTIVE DWARF BARBARIAN FROM A DOOMED DWARVEN FORTRESS WHO WANTS EVERYONE TO LIKE THEM
Sara: CRASS HALFLING DRUID FROM A HAUNTED CASTLE WHO WANTS TO SMASH THE CAPITALIST SYSTEM
Selene: OBNOXIOUS HALF-ELF MONK FROM A THEATRE COMPANY WHO CONSTANTLY PLACES THEMSELVES IN DANGER, JUST TO PROVE A POINT
In no particular order:
Brutus: GRAVE ELF BARBARIAN FROM THE IRON MOUNTAIN RANGE WHO CONSTANTLY WATCHES THEIR BACK
Ronan: MOTIVATED TIEFLING ROGUE FROM A SMALL FARM IN THE GRASSLANDS WHO HAS HAD IT UP TO HERE WITH EVERYONE'S CRAP
Petra: AMBITIOUS DRAGONBORN PALADIN FROM THE IRON MOUNTAIN RANGE WHO FOREVER PICKING FIGHTS TO 'WIN BACK HONOUR'
Creed: ENTHUSIASTIC GNOME WARLOCK FROM A LARGE FAMILY WHO IS THE LAST OF AN ANCIENT BLOODLINE
Probably a Games-crazed outlier: DRAMATIC DWARF DRUID FROM A SMALL TOWN WIZARDING SCHOOL WHO HAS A BAD HABIT OF MAKING 'FUNNY' QUIPS AFTER EVERY KILL
Kadi: BOISTEROUS HALFLING SORCERER FROM A MOVING ISLAND WHO ALWAYS GIVES THE GOOD NEWS FIRST
Misha: GROUCHY GNOME BARBARIAN FROM AN IMPURE BLOODLINE WHO HAS NO CONCEPT OF PERSONAL SPACE
Callista: BOSSY HALF-ELF PALADIN FROM A DYSFUNCTIONAL MARRIAGE WHO PARTIES HARD, WAY TOO HARD.
Katniss: STERN HUMAN FIGHTER FROM THE DEEP WOOD WHO CAN'T SLEEP INDOORS
Haymitch: INTOLERANT DWARF PALADIN FROM A TINY VILLAGE WHO IS REALLY GOOD AT BRIBING OFFICIALS
Adessa: ADVENTUROUS ELF CLERIC FROM THE LONG ABANDONED MINES WHO ALWAYS LOOKS THEIR BEST
Johanna: DEPRESSED DRAGONBORN FIGHTER FROM THE IRON MOUNTAIN RANGE WHO HAS WOODEN TEETH AFTER THE INCIDENT WITH THE MACE
Devon: ASSERTIVE DWARF BARBARIAN FROM A DOOMED DWARVEN FORTRESS WHO WANTS EVERYONE TO LIKE THEM
Sara: CRASS HALFLING DRUID FROM A HAUNTED CASTLE WHO WANTS TO SMASH THE CAPITALIST SYSTEM
Selene: OBNOXIOUS HALF-ELF MONK FROM A THEATRE COMPANY WHO CONSTANTLY PLACES THEMSELVES IN DANGER, JUST TO PROVE A POINT
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Date: 2016-08-01 02:52 am (UTC)(BTW, so I clicked to figure out what this is, and apparently I'm a "DEMURE GNOME RANGER FROM BLACK OAK WHO IS A RECOVERING GAMBLING ADDICT"... this doesn't seem very scientific)
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Date: 2016-08-01 07:14 am (UTC)I tried a couple times before I got one I liked, but I was PLAIN-SPEAKING DRAGONBORN DRUID FROM AN ISLAND THAT CAN’T BE REACHED BY BOAT WHO SUFFERS FROM A RECURRING NIGHTMARE
And I think this is
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Date: 2016-08-02 03:20 am (UTC)Seems accurate to me!
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Date: 2016-08-01 04:42 am (UTC)"NOSY ELF BARBARIAN FROM A QUAINT LITTLE VILLAGE ON A HILL WHO HAS A SERIOUS WEAPONS FETISH"
HAHAHA omg I'll take that XD
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Date: 2016-08-01 07:14 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2016-08-01 09:05 pm (UTC)