yeah i remember someone telling me a story (or maybe this was on the internet? idk) about teaching a guy how to dance....salsa maybe? and she said "oh, it's not rocket science," and he looked at her like :| "No, rocket science I can do. THIS is hard."

I am totally enjoying writing this stuff and it's actually sort of work-useful so there may well be more >>

(er, is as of this morning)